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第三集
Duke the Musical
Directed by: Trent Correy & Josie Trinidad
Produced by: Nathan Curtis
Story by: Josie Trinidad, Trent Correy, Michael Herrera
這一集的主角是被朱迪（Judy）用巨型冬甩逮捕的黃鼠狼先生（Duke Weaselton）。
三天兩頭就進警局都沒讓他感到羞愧，他更表示自己是「Duke of Weasel Town」，很有名的。可是，當廣場的大螢幕播放著他被捕的新聞時，眾人的嘲笑卻令他十分難堪。他躲進了一條小巷。
黃鼠狼先生不禁重新評估自己的生活，在腦海中上演了一齣音樂劇，幻想自己由小人物變成大人物。
一開始他在路上偷走了山羊婆婆的銀包，他想像自己成為上班族、二手車推銷員、律師、販賣器官的醫生、暢銷作家、登陸月球 ⋯⋯ 等等，最後他選擇重新做人要把銀包還給山羊婆婆。
可惜，正當山羊婆婆要接過銀包時，一輛解款車迎面向她撞去，看到大量鈔票的黃鼠狼先生比起幫助山羊婆婆，還是選擇了搬走鈔票。結果，黃鼠狼先生還是繼續過上了被警察追捕、經常進出警局的生活。
# 歌詞
When I was young
With the world at my feet
My future looked sweet and bright
I chose the wrong path
Which I’ve lived to regret
How can I set it right
What more could be waiting for me
Besides this small time crime spree
Do I start a life?
Get a new gig?
It’s time to dream big
Picture me sensibly dressed
A perfect employee
Selling used cars with a zest
The people enjoy me
Quick, plant your buns
I swear it runs
We don’t believe in refunds
Come see the weasel cause these will go fast
I’ll make it big time
From small time to big time
Big time
Whoa-oh-oh
Oh what a feeling
Wheeling and dealing
Making it, making it big time
(Now you’re thinking through it)
(Hey you can do it)
(Go on and pursue it)
Laws were not always my friend
That was my journey
Could I protect and defend
As an attorney
Or as a surgeon with an urgent need to donate organs
Then I’d self publish my uplifting tale
How I went big time (Big Time)
From small time to big time
(1-800-POP-GOZ big time)
Big time
Whoa-oh-oh
(Call the weasel, call the weasel)
Then you can all meet
The weasel of wall street
Making it, making it big time
(Making it, making it big)
Follow the guru
Now he’s a guru
Follow the guru Duke
I’ll teach you the power of now
If you buy a subscription
I could do a weaselly dig
Become a big tycoon
Then maybe I’ll shoot for the stars and end up on the moon
Here at the top looking down
I’m like a titan
Hand me a cape and a crown
Give me a triton
Loving my sleazy ol’ weaselly life
“Money, you complete me.”
“Your premiums are outrageous”
“You took my kidney.”
“This was a terrible car.”
“I lost my life savings.”
“I just plain don’t like you.”
When I was young
With the world at my feet
My future looked sweet and bright
Now I’ve gotta try to rectify
And choose to be a good guy
I’ll straighten up
And try not to stray
Starting today
And I’ll be big time (Big Time)
From small time to big time
(Gotta be a better weasel)
Big time
I’m sticking to it
No I can do it
Making it, making it big…
Big time
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